Day 1: This woman is one crazy cracker bunny bashing bitch. Seriously, she is simply sadistic. I don’t understand people at all. What did we ever do to make her hate our kind so much? We didn’t choose how we were created? And she, she finds it amusing to force me to look at other bunnies killing themselves while chomping the heads and tails off my fellow comrades from the box. I guess at the very least they receive the mercy of a quick finish. Not me. For me, she is bent on torture, talking to me in a condescending manner all the while, hopped up on my white cheddar amigos, lemonade, and pure evil.
I don’t know her name, but I lump her with Annie and Andy. These two are every bit as culpable. They create the image of sweet little bunnies, and then put them through every misery imaginable. For profit! What must have happened to them in their childhood to make them this way? What kind of selfish bastards harm innocent animals, and in such a perverted way? All I want is to live!
Day 2: Well, the unthinkable happened. My tale encountered an unexpected twist. The psycho sister who bought me was startled by a knock on the door, and you know what? She actually dropped me on the floor! I’m alive against all odds. And, I haven’t even told you the best part yet. I’m under the couch. It could be weeks, maybe months before I’m found. Hopefully by then I will be deemed inedible and promptly tossed in the garbage pail to jump from junk to junk for all eternity. My little heart is so happy right now.
Day 3: Well of course crazy keeps cats. I’m done for. It’s only a matter of seconds and I will be but a passing thought in snack time. Her dumbass cat has me in its mouth, but it has yet to go for the kill. It’s coming though. It’s toying with me, wiggling me with its tongue, playing gamine games while I suffer between its terrifying teeth. Goodbye sweet world, or should I say salty? I didn’t get to see much of you, but maybe I’ll be reincarnated as something other than something that is eaten. Wouldn’t that be nice? I did spy some colorful decorations in a glass cage on the coffee table. They looked like little bears, and like they knew how to bring the party. They are the cutest creatures, with their colorful smiles and adorable gummy tummies. Perhaps I could be one of them?
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