Tuesday, May 24, 2011

The Lil' Homey


Dear America,

A lil' about me? In my mind I am the following:

I'm a lover, not a fighter. I was born in Oakland, CA and I don't even speak Spanish. I play softball, not baseball. Slow pitch. I play catcher, and I love it.

I urge you to never judge a book by it's cover. Speaking of books, and for further irony, my favorite read is Catcher In the Rye and my favorite quote from the Salinger classic is, "People always think something's all true."

My favorite food is Ethiopian. My favorite beverage is a Mai Tai. My favorite holiday is the Fourth of July, because I live for fireworks.

I'm a people person. I work as a psychodrama therapist, and I have my own practice. I'm a home/boat/golfcart owner. I'm fiscally responsible.

I'm happily married with no children. We plan to adopt. From Ethiopia. Love the food, love the people.

That's all for now. Just a reminder, America, that I am a lovable legal, and am often offput when others assumes otherwise. Also I can say that last sentence 10 times fast... in English only.

Peace,
Lil' Homey (thus named because I'm little and I'm a homebody)

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