I take pictures of, and then make up stories from the viewpoint of things that have faces, but cannot move or speak. I give voice to the voiceless, heart to the heartless, mind to the mindless, hope to the hopeless, etc. I'm pretty much a modern day prophet that way. I am kind of kidding. And so, these are (in my imagination) some observations of inanimate objects!
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
The Lil' Homey
Dear America,
A lil' about me? In my mind I am the following:
I'm a lover, not a fighter. I was born in Oakland, CA and I don't even speak Spanish. I play softball, not baseball. Slow pitch. I play catcher, and I love it.
I urge you to never judge a book by it's cover. Speaking of books, and for further irony, my favorite read is Catcher In the Rye and my favorite quote from the Salinger classic is, "People always think something's all true."
My favorite food is Ethiopian. My favorite beverage is a Mai Tai. My favorite holiday is the Fourth of July, because I live for fireworks.
I'm a people person. I work as a psychodrama therapist, and I have my own practice. I'm a home/boat/golfcart owner. I'm fiscally responsible.
I'm happily married with no children. We plan to adopt. From Ethiopia. Love the food, love the people.
That's all for now. Just a reminder, America, that I am a lovable legal, and am often offput when others assumes otherwise. Also I can say that last sentence 10 times fast... in English only.
Peace,
Lil' Homey (thus named because I'm little and I'm a homebody)
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